Friday, September 22, 2006

Auntie 1: Holding onto the pole using her right hand.
Me: Holding onto the portion connecting the cabins.
Auntie 2: Leaning on the connection between the cabins.

Although abit squeezy, I'm still very okay with the situation shown above.

But before long, more people came into the cabin and Auntie 1 moved closer and closer to me even though there's more space behind her (so she should move backwards instead!). Never mind, I 'REN'. But when she moved closer to me, she still used her RIGHT HAND (see drawing above) to grab the pole as if she'd die letting go of it for even 1 second loh. I UNDERSTAND THAT AUNTIES DOESN'T HAVE A VERY GOOD SENSE OF BALANCE AND WOULD THEREFORE NEED TO HOLD ON TO SOMETHING (thus explaining why she doesn't want to move backwards coz there isn't any pole behind her for her to hold onto...so I forgive her on this point). BUT WHY SHE CANNOT USE HER LEFT HAND TO HOLD LEH???!!! BY HOLDING ONTO THE POLE USING HER RIGHT HAND, IT FURTHER HANDICAPPED THE ALREADY-HANDICAPPED ME LEH!!! HER RIGHT ARM KEPT POKING MY LEFT ARM AND OCCASIONALLY MY LEFT BREAST LOH!!! Wah lau, very pek chek leh. But never mind, I 'REN' again. Then at Toa Payoh station, she almost fell down(for whatever reason I don't know la...coz her RIGHT HAND NEVER left the pole for even a nano-second) and had to LEAN ON ME to maintain her balance. After she had regained her balance, she gave me a dirty look and turned her back on me. WAH LAU!!! NEVER SAY SORRY NEVER MIND LOH!!! BUT WHY MUST GIVE ME THAT LOOK???!!! I PUSHED YOU DOWN ONE IS IT??!!!! F**K THESE AUNTIES...PUI!

Already very pek-cheked by Auntie 1, Auntie 2 'attacked' too! At Novena station, she suddenly turned around with her back facing me. Then, as if it's a very normal thing to do, she began to lean her back on my outstretched right arm (refer to above drawing). WHAT THE HELL RIGHT???!!! MY ARM IS THERE FOR HER TO LEAN ONE MEH???!!! IS HER SKIN NUMB OR SOMETHING???!!! NEVER FEEL THAT IT WAS MY ARM SHE'S LEANING ON AND NOT A WALL MEH???!!! PLUS SHE GOT NO SPINE IS IT???!!! NEVER LEAN WILL DIE HUH???!!! CANNOT STAND UPRIGHT HUH???!!! I HATE THESE TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN MRT AUNTIES!!!

After this MRT-thingy, I went to work very unhappy. So all day long, I was giving everyone a 'WHAT-YOU-WANT??!!!' look. Plus some colleagues like paralysed or something...cannot walk AT ALL one loh. Whatever they want, they will definitely call me to help them even though I already told them that I'm busy with something. Got one sibei jialat loh...the thing is just right in front of him/her already but he/she still cannot take himself/herself leh. EH, WALK 1m ONLY ALSO CANNOT MEH???!!! 1m DON'T EVEN REQUIRE YOU TO WALK LOH...YOU CAN JUST STRETCH OUT YOUR ARMS AND TAKE THE THING YOU WANT LEH!!! SUPER ANGRY!!!

Then after work, I bought The Newpaper and read about the Thai military coup. And there were some comments I read that made me very angry.

When some readers are being asked to comment why they are still willing to travel to Bangkok in these times of chaos, they said something to the extent of these:

"Aiya, everything is fated one la...if God wants to bring you back to Heaven, they will no matter what."

"Why cannot go there??!! Aiya, if you are suppose to die then you stay in Singapore will also die of accident one!"

WAH!!!! These statements made me very angry leh. Probably because it reminded me of the SARS period when the government kept advising people to stay away from the SARS areas like Hong Kong and some parts of China but some people kept giving comments like, "Aiya, if I am fated to die I will die one la!". And then they went on to have their 'happy holiday' in the infected-areas. At that time, I was super angry with these people. Because, if they want to die they are most welcome to loh (who cares?!), but what the government didn't want is for you to bring back those SARS virus and spread it to more people understand??!?!?!?!!? These people must be stupid or something...

But at least now this Bangkok thingy is better la, at least if they die, they die. They won't bring back viruses or something to infect other innocent Singaporeans...

I think the worst thing that can happen in Bangkok now is a repeat of their last military coup where there had been serious bloodshed *shudders*. I think this will definitely happen if Thaksin's supporters from those rural areas in Thailand come rushing to Bangkok in support of their 'PM Thaksin' again, just like they did a couple of months ago during the street protests. There were already mini-clashes in Bangkok between the pro-Thaksin and anti-Thaksin people after the coup...so, anything can happen.

Ermm...okay, I'm too into talking about politics liao...so let's now move on to my last complaint of the day. My iPod.

Recently, there is this software upgrade for iPods prompted by iTunes and of course being the-very-techical-savvy-me (*ahem*), I upgraded mine thru my PC. After the upgrade since a few days ago, my iPod has been having problems with playing podcasts which makes me very dulan. Sometimes when I tried to play a podcast, it will hang and then switch off and on by itself. Podcasts are my life!!! How can my iPod do this to me???!!! How am I gonna survive my journey to school or work without those podcasts???!!! If the problems persists, I will definitely bring it back to Apple Center for repair.

Okay, end of complaintssssssssss. May tomorrow be a happier day!!!

p/s: I WILL be blogging about BAGS soon...An-qi-li-na said that I keep on procrastinating...HAHAHA.

Elyse bitching @ 12:08 AM | comment