Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Just realise I'm a such a 'nice' girl.
EVERYTIME (yes i really mean everytime) I step out of my house, I will start scolding people until I reach my destination (and that's when I'm too busy with my friends or at work to continue scolding, not that i dun wan to). Well, I do not mean scolding people literally but i scold them with all the bad words I've ever known in my whole life IN MY HEART. There you go...I'm such a nice person right? I do not scold it out loud for fear of hurting their fragile hearts and egos...Another one of my good points...*very pleased with myself*
Examples of scoldings (usually happens on the various public transports):
1) On the Bus watching TVmobile:
I am sitting comfortably at the back of the bus with an absolutely good view of the TVmobile set. Programmes that I'm usually interested in includes ChannelNewsAsia, Just for Laughs, some sort of an entertainment news and also some advertisements on the movies that are opening soon.
Some guy with spiky-hair or auntie with disastrous-looking-permed-hair would come and sit right in front of me. It's okay since everyone is free to sit wherever they like although they already seriously disturbed my viewing pleasure. With spiky or permed hair, it is thus more difficult for me to get a good view of the TV. Never mind, my tolerance level very high one...I try to shift myself to a position where i can still see the TV although this will mean that I'm in a very strange sitting position.
Just when I thought everything is okay and i can resume watching my favourite programme, the idiotic guy/auntie in front will start to tilt their head over to the side where I'm watching the TV from. It's ok...I shift my position to suit him/her loh...(still tolerating...) But the person in front will continue fidgeting until i shift until I'm VERY PISSED OFF loh!!!
That was when I exploded. "CB LEH!!! WHY MUST THIS F**KER KEEP FIDGETING??!!! DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH TV MEH??!!! TV IS PUT THERE BY SBS FOR PEOPLE TO WATCH ONE LEH, NOT TO BAI SWEE LEH!!! IF THE F**KER DUN WAN TO WATCH TV CAN F**KING GO SIT OTHER PLACES OR NOT???!!!"
2) Standing in the MRT during peak hours:
I board the MRT, found myself a cramp but acceptable space (it's the peak hour afterall, cannot expect too much), grab hold of the pole and just stand there staring into space daydreaming...
At the next stop, more people board the MRT. An Indian lady came standing in front of me. Normally Indians will have a certain 'fragrance', this lady in the MRT was no exception. But okay la, don't say i racial discrimination, I'm trying to be okay with the smell, no problem at all. Then you know Indian ladies all have those super-long-hair, which are also curly?? Ya, that's why they usually tie their hair into plaits. But nowadays i notice they do not tie into plaits anymore. Is it like out-of-fashion already or something?? Anyway...this particular Indian lady had her hair tied into a ponytail, which still enabled her 'ever-so-curly-and-bouncy-and-pretty-hair' to bounce all out freely and 'incidentally' kept tickling me.
Ticklish as it was, I tried to move furthur behind although there's not much space. However, the Indian lady saw more space behind her and moved behind also. Hmmm...okay, 'WO REN...' maybe she just want to give more space to other people that's all. Thought that's the end?? NO!!! The Indian lady dunno why started to flick her 'oh-so-pretty-hair' in a way that those models in shampoo commercials do. Once, it's okay...Twice, okay never mind, thrice...WAH LAU EH...I exploded once again.
"NA BEI, DUN THINK I TOLERATE YOU A FEW TIMES YOU CAN STEP ALL OVER MY TOES HOR!!! F**KER DUNNO YOUR HAIR IS SO LONG AND CURLY IS IT??!! WHY CANNOT TIE INTO PLAITS??!! YOU WANT TO BE SHAMPOO COMMERCIALS MODEL THEN PLEASE LA, GO DO REBONDING OR SOMETHING CAN OR NOT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3) On the MRT, sitting down comfortably:
I was sitting down in the MRT minding my own business and daydreaming once again...
When the MRT reached the next stop, the passenger on my right alighted while a whole bunch of people consisting of sweaty students and kiasu aunties rushed in. Being very kiasu, a 60+-looking-Ah-Ma rushed to snatch the-now-empty-seat on my right. She then sat down...and please do not think this is the end of the story...(which would normally be the case if it were some normal people following the Singapore's Public-Transport pledge*)
I think she felt that the seat was too warm for her comfort, or health, since the elderly always say that you will get dunno what kinda illnesses by sitting on warm seats that had been sat on by other people before you. So she shifted out her butt leaving a good 3/4 of the seat empty. This is normal...I've seen other aunties done that before also. Although i think it's abit rude especially if people gave up their seat for you...
But that's not all, dunno why this Ah Ma suddenly decided that she wants to look out of the window at 'the-beautiful-scenery', so she shifted her butt to her left which btw is my side and looked out the window on her right. This began to irritate me as her butt if pressing against my thighs and it doesn't exactly felt comfortable. But never mind, seeing she's an old lady...But that's not all...probably she still couldn't get a good view or something, so she began to shift furthur to her left. Ended up half her left-butt was sitting on half of my right-thigh.
As expected by all of you I suppose, I exploded yet again. "F**KING HELL LEH AUNTIE, WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING??!!! YOU THINK YOU ELDERLY CAN DO WATEVER F**K YOU LIKE IS IT??!!! YOU KNOW WHAT IS BASIC COURTESY OR NOT??!!! YOU THINK AS LONG AS YOU COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY CAN DUN CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE IS IT??!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
These are 3 of the more common situations i come across. Of course I had came across many other situations also...that's why i gotto scold people everyday...Sigh...
Oh ya, and the Public Transport pledge* which i found it so true is as follows:
"We, the passengers of Public Transport,
poised ourselves as one kan cheong people,
regardless of old folks, kids or pregnant women,
to rush for unoccupied seats,based on pushing and shoving,
so as to achieve rest, slumber and sleep for our comfort".
p/s: To clarify things up, 'explode' doesn't mean scolding out loud, remember I'm a nice girl and I dun wan to hurt people's feelings? I only scold in my heart. However, the silent scoldings are accompanied by vicious stares of mine.
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